Crowles9

A common word or phrase used to describe an overtly sexual gay man who refers to himself as "straight". Someone referred to as a "crowles9" enjoys a sweaty sissy cock, and has no reservations showing the world the inside of his asshole.

that dude is such a crowles9, he probably watches dreamybull.

look at this crowles9, he probably shaved his trundle.

by buffalobill71926 June 26, 2023

Crowded Subway

A slang reference to a female or male that is known for their promiscuos sexual activity whereby they openly and willingly allow the frequent use of their vagina and/or their anus for the sexual gratification by many different and multiple partners.

Frank: What's up Broh! What's new?
Stan: I finally got a date with Wendy that works at the Cafe on the first floor?
Frank: Are you kidding me?
Stan: Yea. Why? What's wrong?
Frank: Dude that girl is one Crowded Subway. Better wear a raincoat.
Stan: Well Sh**!

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2014

crowned

v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.

If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.

by Splinkio December 9, 2003

What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

Crowed

-To be stabbed in the back

-When a friend says he/she will do something with you but bails on you at the last mintue, leaving you alone.

"Henry, I got crowed early by steve"

by scrowed April 12, 2015

Crowded Loneliness

Feeling lonely even though you're not alone.

"I was in a party of 500 and I felt lonely" or "I was in The walkways of New York but I felt lonely" or "I got my best friends over but I'm feeling lonely" because I had Crowded Loneliness.

by the42project September 6, 2014

to crowley

Verb
i crowley, you crowley, he/she/it crowleys, i crowleyed, i have crowlayed
Origin: Anthony Janthony Crowley from Amazon Original's "Good Omens"
That's what you do when the gay panic ™ is hitting
Can also be used as an adjective

"I crowleyed today"
"Aw shit i feel crowley"
"Sometimes you just have to crowley "

by Flamarus August 6, 2019