Sabertooth Crotch Crickets

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.

Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.

by Lil' Huud April 1, 2009

croch crickets

Crabs , body lice , unspeakable things that live in the croch area. Been there so long that they are full grown and huge in size.

Damn , she has a bad case of croch crickets !

by icecaps August 8, 2009

Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

by i have a fake name December 9, 2010

Carnivorous Crotch Crickets

Another way of saying pubic lice, or "crabs".

However the phrase is typically used to describe a promiscuous person that is highly likely to contract a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Dude, Mary's been with so many guys she probably has carnivorous crotch crickets!

by TheSaint1984 June 23, 2011

SABERTOOTH CROTCH CRICKETS

An STD contracted from women origionating from Bithlo, FL , who works on Oranage Blossom Trail.

I got these sabertooth crotch crickets from this ho down on OBT.

by Booby Bootlier November 29, 2007

Crotch Crickets

They are pubic lice.

Man that smut I picked up in Atlantic City gave me a batch of "Crotch Crickets".

by Timothy Keith Metz May 25, 2006

Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets

Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.

OUCH! I think I was bitten by Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets!

by SILENT311 May 12, 2009