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betty crotcher

where you shit in a woman's pussy and then mash it in with your dick rapidly
Hey, did you hear chevy gave kara a betty crotcher??
by Andrew March 18, 2005
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crotchety

1. Of or pertaining to the crotchular region.

2. Of a sexually promiscuous nature.
1. Ray-Ray was experiencing a crotchety itch, so he jiggied on down to the clinic on the corner.

2. "Daaaaymn, son, Sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho'!" said one young urbanite to his homie.
by Toochie May 26, 2006
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Chotchery

Synonym for douche-baggey, assholeness, faggotry, and general chotchness. Committing acts of douche baggery and thinking its okay. Being a tool.
That chotch is committing some serious chotchery by ramming me with a jet in Battlefield 3.
by theaverageham July 25, 2012
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Crotchberry

When someone using their BlackBerry constatntly puts it between their legs while texting, emailing or using the phone in general. It can be used to describe the aforementioned or as a verb.
"did you see Jim during the meeting? His head was down like he was sleeping the whole time."
"no, he was just using his CrotchBerry."

"Carl was totally CrotchBerrying during history class today."
by HOTCOCAINE July 1, 2009
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megan crotcherella

quite strange girl who has little friends and smells like dirty rotten vagina. the only boyfriend she will ever have is the one she has on myspace. she also is growing a penis
KJ! "eww whats that smell, it must be that gross megan crotcherella girl"

MC! " hay, stop talking about me, thats not very nice....hay did i tell you that im groing a penis?"
by kjkjkj July 16, 2008
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Crotchety Old Man

Brilliant, yet demented, older barely gentleman
by Bleacher 15 August 13, 2008
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crotchery

Of or pertaining to the crotch region
My crotchery itches terribly.

Man, that girl's crotchery situation is BAD.
by The Mad Doctor May 15, 2007
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