crotchrot

1) A condition in which the genitalia of a man or woman is foul or rotting away.

2) A sexually transmitted disease.

I fooled around without a condom and acquired a bad case of crotchrot.

by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004

crotchrocket

Officially and legally sanctioned form of suicide for cretins.
Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.
Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:
a)Obsolete.
b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.

Wow! That little old lady left-turned in front of that crotchrocket pilot!
Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.

by crowbone August 15, 2004

Crotchrot

Proper noun. Man with small penis whom dates controlling women. Goes well with rye bread.

Often found engaged in Crotchrotting Circle

Geeze, we need one more man for football. Where's Crotchrot?

by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004

Crotchrocket

This word is used to replace cuss words when you're friends parents are about.

You: Crotchrocket! I just stubbed my toe!
Friends' Mom: Oh, what a nice young man.

by callmesock October 6, 2010

Crotchrot

A newfound Sexually Transmitted Disease that develops on the surface of the crotchal region when a man or woman conducts sexual acts with a member of the undead. Oral, manual or all out sexual stimulation will result in the infection of "Crotchrot." A highly contageous Infection with no found cure in existance. Converts the Penis or Vagina into flesh eating undead genitals. Comforatable sex can only be had with other infected individuals

(Dan): Hey Bill, I heard your girlfried became another victim to the Undead Plauge going around. I'm sorry to hear that. Did you at least have sex with her one last time before she died?
(Bill): Sex, yes... Before, No... But she had only been Undead for a few minutes.
(Dan): Come on, i'll take you to get checked for Crotchrot

by Jason "Minty Fresh" Bodi October 23, 2006

crotchola

Another name for the 'down south' area, with a spin of a spanish twang. Could also be used as a derogatory name for another.

'Dude, you're being such a crotchola today.'
or
'my crotchola really itches.'

by Maggalicious May 14, 2008

crotcholicious

When one's breath or crotch area smells of stale sweat and funk...

Man, your dog Boomer's breath is crotcholicious!

Yeah he pretty much licks his balls all day!

by Baron Von Poophausen January 13, 2011