Now that you’re here, let’s go back to the Dust Bowl conspiracy theory. I’ve only created this definition to relay an encrypted message to those who are still actively researching this brain buster. First off the system is bonkers — the measures the government has taken to cover up this dust bowl is unreal. They had the ability to move around natural resources to organically CREATE a dust bowl.. I mean think about it. No WAY that much dust would have accumulated on its own without any help. Second off isn’t it ironic the dust bowl didn’t have any effect on Washington DC? Woodrow Wilson was just a criminal in pantaloons. Before he was president, he was arrested for insider possum trading. Anyone care? No. Anyone even discuss the lives that were tragically lost to the dust bowl? Nope. Do you even know anyone who ever questioned the validity of this “disaster”? Nope.. because they’ve all conveniently disappeared. We are teaching our children to mindlessly accept history books and move on. Sorry, not my kid. My kid will QUESTION every natural disaster, because it doesn’t add up. If you don’t see any other definitions from me, it’s because I’m stuck in a bakery.
Dust Bowl Investigator: “hey is this where we meet to discuss the logistics of the DB scandal? Testing cursed croissant 123”
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Though it often depends on where they live, their fur color comes in a large plethora of colors. Their long, also furred arms are complemented by hands with large and sharp claws.
Their heads are often adorned by sets of horns, and their faces are usually scaled. This species was created in a laboratory, and the first ever of their kind was human before being transmuted into a crossflight.
Crossflights can live up to (on average) 120 years of age. 150 years if they're lucky.
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Though it often depends on where they live, their fur color comes in a large plethora of colors. Their long, also furred arms are complemented by hands with large and sharp claws.
Their heads are often adorned by sets of horns, and their faces are usually scaled. This species was created in a laboratory, and the first ever of their kind was human before being transmuted into a crossflight.
Crossflights can live up to (on average) 120 years of age. 150 years if they're lucky.
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"Sorry I didn't make it to your birthday mate, I crossaligned after snorting too much ket and coke. Last thing I remember was that I was marrying an alpaca, but she was pretty cute. Then I killed her."
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