Cropdusting

When used in reference to the service industry, "Crop-dusting" is defined as the act in which an employee of the restaurant or bar farts, and then walks by a table s/he does not like.

Related Forms: Crop-dust. Crop-dusted, Crop-duster
"Do you smell something other than our food? I think we've just been a victim of cropdusting!"
by Bob3472 October 25, 2009
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Cropduster

Those annoying ass yellow planes that fuck arojnd your house in the spring.
Bob: I'm flyin' the cropduster today
Bruce: Don't you fuck around my house!
Bob: Why?
Bruce: Don't
by PseudoFrank April 26, 2020
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Cropdusted

Darting or Passing Gas While Walking By Someone Without Saying Anything
Boy My Boss Just Cropdusted All Over My Desk Now It Smells Like Ads
by WordMasterElite July 28, 2020
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Cropdust

When your partner lies flat on the ground, face up, and you squat over them while farting continuously.
by Johnnie T-Shirt July 26, 2004
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cropdusted

When a fully clothed woman walks by you and her breasts quickly rub against your body because she needs to squeeze through a tight space or because she wants to give you a quick example of the firmness of her breasts. The breasts swipe you like a credit card being swiped.
"When Peggy was moving from the bar to the dance floor she cropdusted me." or "When Annya was climbing out of the fire engine, she cropdusted me." or "Tasha likes to cropdust everyone." or "Amanda likes to cropdust me in private."
by Mike Yeranno July 06, 2005
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colorado cropduster

Colorado is known for its ascending ski lifts, but the Colorado Cropduster is a special treat that can be given on any crowded public escalator: all you need is a healthy fart and a crowded escalator. The gift-giver gets on the escalator and while walking up it, lets out a steamy fart for the unassuming people behind him. The fart and the smell ascends with the gift giver and all of those behind him have to walk up and through the smell as it slowly hovers and ascends to the top. Even those who are not walking up the escalator and are just stationary still have to toil through the smell as they slowly ascend to the top.
Dude, I rode the subway to work today and pulled a Colorado Cropduster as I ascended up the exit escalator. The smell hovered and at least 20 people had to walk through it to get to where they were going. How about that for a special morning treat!
by Stagmen November 03, 2017
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Reverse cropdust

Farting while walking through a particular area, then inadvertently walking back through the same area while the fart still lingers.
I completely ruined aisle four with my ass, then remembered I needed a can of black beans and totally reverse cropdusted myself.
by wordsmithhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 16, 2009
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