crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

by james savik November 15, 2018

Coof

1. To cough while infected with a suspected deadly respiratory disease, especially Novel Coronavirus.

2. To die of such a disease.

1. That asshole came to work coofing and now half the office has coronavirus!

2. I feel so sick -- I hope I don't coof.

by Angry Harpist March 1, 2020

cnoofy

A word you use in place of a word not-yet invented. Invented by why the lucky stiff.

It’s over between me and words. I’d love to stick around and exploit them each, one after another, but it’s all becoming quite predictable, wouldn’t you say? Eventually, they will all be used and I’d have to come up with fake words and that would be way too cnoofy.

by Aupajo July 19, 2007

crooked head syndrome

When an individual develops a slight curve in his or her neck making it appear the head is crooked. May progressively get worse until head is parallel to the ground. Usually making an individual less attractive. Depression often pairs with crooked head syndrome.

Look at that girl she has crooked head syndrome.

Missy has severe crooked head syndrome.

by Craigadon September 15, 2009

Croochie

A crew of hoochies; A group of young (often promiscuous) women dressed scantily or in a revealing fashion out together for a night on the town.

Damn, look at that croochie, they must be rollin' eight deep!

by Professor Crispy December 9, 2012

Daniel Crofter Effect

An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.

"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1

by xxx_swagmastertommy2210_xxx November 9, 2020

choof box

Australian neologism.

A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.

Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.

The druggies broke into my flat, and stole my choof box!

by Googles October 29, 2004