cronenberg

(noun) A twisted mockery of a human being. Distorted beyond all recognition but still retaining enough human qualities to suggest a human origin. Often a result of a horrible virus or malevolent alien entity attempting to create a human race in it's own sick image.

Oh man, ever since those huge worldwide explosions a couple years ago, there sure are a lot of cronenbergs lumbering around.

by Vigilante777 December 8, 2015

David Cronenberg

Probably the smartest film director alive. Made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique "Cronenfilms" in the 80s. The formula is: show really fucked-up stuff in a really neutral way. Classic example: The scene in Videodrome where a guy grows a vagina-like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it's an instructional film ("What to do with Your New Organ"). The main rules of a Cronenfilm: Don't judge, just show. Don't make it exciting, just make it weird. But show what's really going on, even if it makes no sense. Best films: Scanners, Videodrome, The Fly, Crash, Naked Lunch, A History of Violence. Has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the Ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the Matrix movies). Best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird shit. Worst time: when you're in the mood for action or romance.

Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg.

or:

The Ring was trying to be David Cronenberg on crack.

by visene July 16, 2008

Cronchy Water

Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".

"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."

by The King of Trash November 11, 2019

cronge

a word said when one cannot simply just "cringe", the subject of discussion is so unbelievably cringe worthy that you cannot contain yourself and cronge is shouted, an upper level of cringe

"OMG, i was so drunk last night that i slept with that johnny guy, the really ugly one from that band?"

"omglmao, CRONGE!"

by coaguL8 July 29, 2009

Crenzy

You find this name unusual when you think of it, a type of guy that sees himself as a nobody in the world and is filled with low self esteem. He would picture what it's like to die at least once, and yet he wouldn't mind taking the risk. He's not like any other. He's a best friend; a guy that will have your back no matter what they are, he will stick with you through thick and thin. And when you try to push him away, he won't try to pull you in, because he knows you'll come back when you need him. He will always be the shoulder to cry on, just by the conversation he gives, you'll fall in love with him without knowing. He's a dad; he can be protective of you no matter where you're going, who you're going with, and when you're coming back. He will treat you like a child calling you cute names till you get embarrassed. He can be the first man that will love you and will always be the last. He will fall in love with every part of your body, because he knows you're insecure about them. In the end, he will never bore you. He can act as a child, but it will be the type of child that you would love to take care of, because he can make you smile. Above all, he's a dreamer and beneath that chest of his is the heart of a prince. He will never give up on you without a fight, a risk, a chance. He will keep pulling you in to his life whether you like it or not, because he has been through a lot. Try finding a guy named Crenzy, he can change your life forever like he did on mine..

Girl1: Did you hear about the new guy named Crenzy?
Girl2: No, why?
Girl1: I hear he's really amazing
Girl2: No way, I'd like to meet him!

by Thomdom0511 February 14, 2013

cronc

he don't care

Do cronc care? No

by Hahahahahshaahaha June 18, 2017

Crondoblium

Area between your neck and shoulder, often sniffed sensually for pleasure

Bro 1: Bro I just sniffed Jenna’s crondoblium!
Bro 2: Really dude?
Bro 1: Yeah, she nearly passed out!

by CrondobliumSniffer December 19, 2019