Old crone 

My Grandma😁
Or in some cases a fucking annoying bitch

Shut up and mind your shit old crone

Old crone by 18 and ugly😬 July 23, 2017

old crone's warning 

Noun- a thing hotter than sky valley sriracha sauce but colder than dry ice. Wait what's colder than dry ice? An old crones warning. When your partner fills their mouth with sriracha and uses their mouth to force it down your dick hole so that you #feeltheFUCKINGBURN!!!

Bro 1: Hey bro, guess what? I got my partner to perform the Old Crone's Warning on me last night in bed.

Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??

Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.

Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?

Guy: GHjHgGuJiIGfFfFUiwkkejejsusyegehdhdueheshuahHggHjkajsbsh!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFfUUUuUuUuUuCCcCcCcJkKkKkKk!!!!!! sriracha

old crone's warning by Dick42 March 31, 2016

Trophy Crone Tiger 

A man under 50 on the hunt for an older woman.

That Trophy Crone Tiger, loves that she can pay their own way.

Trophy Crone Tiger by Trophy Crone June 25, 2015

CRANE TECHNIQUE 

1. The "Crane" style of martial arts.
2. Notable in the Karate Kid movie as the winning front kick Daniel used against the Cobra Kai.
3. An electronic musician from Ventura CA.

1. I am studying the CRANE TECHNIQUE style martial art.
2. "If used correctly, no can defense." - Mr. Miyagi

3. The new CRANE TECHNIQUE song is fire!

CRANE TECHNIQUE by Wise Grasshoppa July 10, 2017

stuffing the cone

Providing BS in such an attractive way that people eat it up like ice cream.

She was always stuffing the cone, so I didn’t believe the rumors...

stuffing the cone by ASBLAWYER January 2, 2018

clone high 

verb, noun:

to leave hanging, to be left hanging, a cliffhanger.

Coined when the second season of the popular animated television series, Clone High, was abruptly cancelled, leaving viewers to agonize over the first season's cliffhanger: did Abe pick Joan or Cleo?

A: Then, the man dragged his bloody stump toward the window and suddenly--oh gotta' go, my pizza's here.

B: Suddenly what? Hey! Don't clone high me, man!

clone high by titmousicus March 14, 2011

Crane Fatty 

A person so morbidly obese that they literally can not move unless transported by machinery.

In the movie 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape', the kids are ashamed of their mother because she is so obese. So obese, in fact, that she is a crane fatty.

Crane Fatty by Donald P. March 20, 2009