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Crog

A small, round stony poo which takes ones true strength to push out of the tightened clutch of a humanoid being we call an asshole.
He squeezed the the diabolical poo he knew as a crog out of his bum and into the toilet as it made a splash
by Yorkshire pudding April 24, 2017
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Crog

Orginially a name for a cross between a crocodile and a frog, it has become a filler word for any situation where the use of a nonvulgar word is needed.
What the crog dude, you drank my soda!
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crog

a crodidilly and a frog mixed
by gggggjackson October 19, 2010
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crog

Yes and or probably.
"Dude, that lady was such an o mega bitch"

"Crog dude, she sure was!"
by anth0r December 14, 2003
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Butt Crog

1.A synonym for ass crack. Particularly when an individual reveals their ass crack often.

2. In insult ; used to insult someone who has done something inherently unintelligent.
1. Damn, I crashed my bike and got dirt down my butt crog.
2. Chris, stop being a butt crog.
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
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Crog-Master

Female capable of unclogging even the most disturbing of kitchen sink clogs with bare hands. See Crog.
Male1: "Dude, there's a nasty crog in the sink."
Male2: "Don't worry, I'll get my girlfriend to do it; she's a crog-master."
by crisis31 April 20, 2010
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Crog Bella

A cousin who is underage and very hot and someone you really want to have sexual interactions with.
Dustin: Wow my cousin Stev is such a Crog Bella.
Bystander: I say.
by 99 FM and Cooking May 20, 2010
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