croast

v. Any cooking process which results in food that tastes like crap.

"oh man, i croasted that chicken, lets go out for dinner instead"

by TheLegacyofWood April 16, 2005

croakies

Name for the sunglasses strap first used by contractors, fishermen, golfers, etc, then made popular on college campuses in the south by fraternity guys. Considered by some to be the hallmark of the frat boy, much as the Vera Bradley purse is to the sorority girl.

Sport fisherman: I have croakies for my ray-bans that float in case they fall off in the water.

Frat boy: Me too!

Sport fisherman: The only time you need to worry about them falling off is when youre doing a kegstand.

by i will beat you with my crack rock August 29, 2006

clogan

a person with a rural place of birth that relocates, adopts a metropolitan lifestyle, sometimes fitting into middle to high society, but remaining a bogan at heart. a classy bogan.

princess mary of denmark is a clogan - grew up in tasmania, australia and is now royalty (and appearing refined, beautiful and demure) however remains a bogan at heart.

by Clogan August 13, 2012

Crocadildo

The chopped off and preserved in dill pickle juice penis of an unconscious crocodile. Often used as fancy dildo. Can be brought out at special occasions.

Girl- *unwraps present* "what is it?"
Friend- "it's a crocadildo"
Girl- "my years of waiting are over!"

by El domarino July 4, 2014

Croall Salad

When someone receives an excruciating wedgie (going over their head) until their underpants are ripped whilst someone else plays with their balls and pubes, followed by an intense spanking

"Don't make me give you a Croall Salad".

by Croall Salad 123 July 23, 2023

Croak

To croak is to die. To kick the bucket, or to go tits up. Probably more descriptive of death due to natural causes.

One minute he's humpin' away, next he'd croaked! Wadda way to go!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

crobat

a batlike pokemon, the evolved form of golbat, the bat pokemon. Crobat is purple, and has four wings. It sometimes appears to have no feet, but it's sometimes seen with feet.

In Pokemon slang, crobat is similar to "crow". It's to describe someone black.

"Crobat is an awesome pokemon! Go crobat!"

by Doukie February 17, 2009