Crockpot Nigga

When a pregnant black woman delivers her child into a crockpot. Then two or more fellow niggas release their bodily fluids into the holy container.

I was fucking around with the homies in the nursery and we cooked up a crockpot nigga.

by Crockpot Nigga October 24, 2018

mississippi crockpot

A sex act in which a raw crawfish is inserted into a woman's vagina for six hours and then removed and eaten with a side of butter.

I cooked my dinner in my girlfriend's Mississippi crockpot

by Dankofamerica June 8, 2016

Cajun Crockpot

When one has eaten Jumbalaya for supper, farts in bed and pulls the blankets up over spouce's head. (Very similar to a dutch oven)

Jeff gave Sue the old "cajun crockpot" last night.

by CosmicMuffins February 6, 2009

Colon Crockpot

When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.

Anne: You haven't pooped in a while Craig, what's going on?
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!

by Urban humor April 1, 2016

mexican crockpot

The mexican crockpot is while you are on the shitter, pinching a loaf, your lady straddles, facing each other, and while you two are fucking she drops a load in between your legs.

Q: What's for dinner tonight?
A: We are having a mexican crockpot.

by Matt Spurrier/Jeffery Robinson June 11, 2006

Crockpotting

The feeling of food churning/ bubbling/ cooking through your digestive system before you make a poop.

Geesh, I'm crockpotting from that Indian buffet; I need to find a toilet right now.

by Joeman575 July 9, 2017

Bohemian Crockpot

Fucking a girl in the ass with a condom on, cumming in said condom, then pulling your dick out while leaving the cum filled condom in said girls ass.

Ryan Seacrest - So I was fucking Bea Arthur the other day....

Joel McHale - And? Wait, WHAT?!

Ryan - anyways, I had just visited Taiwan and I wanted to try something new cause she has seen it all you know?

Joel - Jesus man! Tell me you didn't......

Ryan - YOU KNOW IT! BOHEMIAN CROCKPOT MUTHAFUCKA!

Joel - (vomiting)

by Nubbins December 16, 2009