Croat

its called acting us croats only do that as much as anyone would.

the croat didnt do it, his character did

by sxycro September 8, 2004

Croat

A Croat is somebody from Croatia who is very scared.

Like they only can fight wars if somebodys helping and never fight there own war. Like WW2. The german came and the croats were al shouting yeaaah heil hitler, we love nazi people. You know we all wanna be nazi. So then the croats became nazi. Because they were scarred like hell. The y didn't want to fight them, so they became one of them. So a croat is something like a nazi pussy

Nazi: Hello
Croat: Hello
Nazi: You want to fight the nazis?
Croat: No no we want to be a nazi. Come on nazi yeah.
Nazi: We are taking control over croatia. Is that oke?
Croat: ofcourse.. we are all just nazi pussy now.
Nazi: Ok.. so i going to fuck your wife..
Croat: Ok. But if you want you can have my daughter too. She is almost 12 yr. You can have a menage a trois with those nazi pussy s.

by The Gog June 7, 2011

croating

The act of slathering a penis in crunchy peanut butter to attract others.

"Oh, did you see Ben croating a donkey at the petting zoo the other day? What a sicko."

by Waiting... June 28, 2015

Croat Zanel

Some degenerate weeb and bottom feeder on Polandball Amino.

ASS: Dude I just finished all of Jojo's Bizzare adventure in a week
Gali: God you're such a Croat Zanel

by Skintopulus July 4, 2020

croats disease

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia

Oh mate, got fucking CROATS disease after England were beaten by Croatia...

by bjeng July 12, 2018

CROATS DISEASE

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia

Oh mate, got fucking CROATS DISEASE after England's loss last night to Croatia...

by bjeng July 12, 2018

Croat Zanel

A Balkaner. You should already know the characteristics of a Balkaner.

Zanel: hi
Everyone: Oh no it's the Croat Zanel

by Fourteen fourty four January 8, 2021