Croucher

1.) A guy who has blisters on his knees from giving prison guards blowjobs.

2.) A guy who's instrument is bigger than him, eg, double bass or Cello.

3.) A homeless guy who crouches under a swing or slide at a playground.

Lol check out that Croucher at the town basin! Hahaha!

Hey, that guy is smaller than his instrument! What a Croucher!

Check out those knees! Croucher!

by dshgjhsdjghjsdhjg August 31, 2009

Creacher

Combination of the word 'creeper' and 'teacher.' Often used to describe a creepy teacher in their mid-twenties who talks to their students on Facebook, invites them to baseball games, and wears professional-looking outfits with ties that are color coordinated to distract his colleagues from thinking he's a 'creacher.'

Tay: That social studies teacher is deff a creacher.
Gab: lmao. I know, right? He invited us to his baseball game!
Tay: OMG SRSLY? That's deff creacher status!

by t-money$$$ August 2, 2010

croaches

A substance found in a bud buster after busting a large amount of roaches. Croaches are the crystals from the roaches that build on a bud buster like normal crystals do off weed. These roach crystals are very potent.

- Yo I busted a ounce of roaches and got way too many croaches.

by Shawn Maglicic April 29, 2006

Croucher

When You fuck your cousin and have a big forehead.

Ew You're a Croucher!

by LukieTarantino April 24, 2017

megan crotcherella

quite strange girl who has little friends and smells like dirty rotten vagina. the only boyfriend she will ever have is the one she has on myspace. she also is growing a penis

KJ! "eww whats that smell, it must be that gross megan crotcherella girl"

MC! " hay, stop talking about me, thats not very nice....hay did i tell you that im groing a penis?"

by kjkjkj July 16, 2008

crotchery

Of or pertaining to the crotch region

My crotchery itches terribly.

Man, that girl's crotchery situation is BAD.

by The Mad Doctor May 15, 2007

Croucher Humour

The lowest form of lame humour. The kind of humour only funny to one self.

"I've been told i lost weight." Croucher-"Where did you lose it"

croucher humour

by croucherhumour February 18, 2010