Crita

Short for Chris Rita. A naturally gifted salesman, entrepreneur, comedian and artist. an absolute beast among worlds

Yo my boy you here that new track Crita dropped?

Nah but I just copped some propel for the low. He really doin it all.

by Yungshlatt November 22, 2021

Critan

A hugely obese person who likes kids and gets £45 a week for doing fuck all

Wow hes such a critan, what a dickhead

by Olzyybtw November 23, 2021

Chitvan

A boy who is incapable of breathing in, as all he does is speak. His mouth is so fine-tuned to speaking utter BS, like Saul Goodman, that he is nicknamed, "Waltuh's Girlboss Cow Shitter". Over time, Chitvans have episodes of genius, and it is during these times that you may realize that you might like him, however, do not be fooled. Chitvans are nothing but gate-keepers who aspire to be lawyers who defend murderers and Russian spies and do not slay.

Hey, do you speak Russian?

No, I do speak BS tho.
Oh! You must be a Chitvan!

by loverOfCode September 24, 2022

Crittahole

The deep, dark, damp, and hairy abyss that is a critta’s butthole.

After a long day of catching bullpens Evan’s crittahole was wet and stanky.

by Crittakilla12 April 23, 2023

Critcal

A big ass stud who’s the homie and hunger than the 41%

HOLY SHIT ITS CRITCAL(™️)

by chubh September 9, 2023

Critank

When a person(s) cries while defecating and and masturbating.

I was was so upset on holiday I went for a critank in one of the guest bathroom's.

by Dbp26 September 1, 2025