Crotch Itch Situation. When in public and you have to itch your genital area, but you are having problems doing so descretely.
by am-e lizzabert January 18, 2006
by Sk May 28, 2003
A mean term people and upper class men use to describe a awesome group of very close friends. They do not HU with the critch gang and are very nice
by Demi Lovato October 17, 2017
by Tommy Jon December 24, 2019
“Look at that indie boy with his Louis Vuitton bum bag, that’s so critch.”
“Kanye west is in Melbourne at A1 Bakery, that’s so critch.”
“Kanye west is in Melbourne at A1 Bakery, that’s so critch.”
by camprocker January 29, 2023
when you accidentally touch knees
critch can also be a game played by 3 or more people it is like tag but you have to touch knees to tag and scream CRITCH
critch can also be a game played by 3 or more people it is like tag but you have to touch knees to tag and scream CRITCH
"Hey man watch your knee you just f*cking critched me!!"
"CRITCH" Jennifer Lawrence screamed as she thrust her knee upon Chris Pratt's
"CRITCH" Jennifer Lawrence screamed as she thrust her knee upon Chris Pratt's
by hydrathedragon May 23, 2019
1. Essentially being a mother fucking CHAD!!
2. If you are a trader, investor and do something, well anything fucking CHAD, BALLERIFIC or AMAZING You are Critch
2. If you are a trader, investor and do something, well anything fucking CHAD, BALLERIFIC or AMAZING You are Critch
by hilarious mofoo January 12, 2021