crippled

being so high that you can not feel your legs or other partsof your body

The other day we ripped the bong so hard we were fuckin crippled

by Tommy Lyons March 31, 2007

crippled

the feeling in ones body after a night of intense and repetitive sex after refraining from sexual encounters for a period of time.

whatever, I'm glad my girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian because last night I got crippled by this bartender with Lisa Loeb glasses. *high fives*

by bobby cocks January 24, 2011

crippled

Being extremely drunk or high.

I'm getting crippled tonight!

by r-word April 2, 2009

Cripple

to fuck up someone or something

I’m bout to cripple this bitch

by daddykelvin November 21, 2019

crippled

when something's funny, doesn't go right, or something you don't want to do. and something that's stupid and pisses you off.

look at her hair! it looks crippled!

i don't wanna do this shit, it's crippled!

i'm moving... that's crippled!

by mariahbriana August 4, 2008

crippled

Mostly used in video games. It's when either you, an opponet, or Non Playable Charcter hits you or them so hard that it only leaves you or them with a very small or very little ammount of health remaing.

Dude that guy just crippled me with that 25 hit combo from Ryu.

by drider July 14, 2010

Cripples

A bunch of people who are physically disabled and are unable to move with great ease.

“That flight to Lourdes is completely rammed today with people hoping to walk again”
“Oh, those poor cripples”

by Redbaron June 17, 2020