by Tommy Lyons March 25, 2007
the feeling in ones body after a night of intense and repetitive sex after refraining from sexual encounters for a period of time.
whatever, I'm glad my girlfriend turned out to be a lesbian because last night I got crippled by this bartender with Lisa Loeb glasses. *high fives*
by bobby cocks January 24, 2011
by daddykelvin November 21, 2019
when something's funny, doesn't go right, or something you don't want to do. and something that's stupid and pisses you off.
look at her hair! it looks crippled!
i don't wanna do this shit, it's crippled!
i'm moving... that's crippled!
i don't wanna do this shit, it's crippled!
i'm moving... that's crippled!
by mariahbriana July 12, 2008
Mostly used in video games. It's when either you, an opponet, or Non Playable Charcter hits you or them so hard that it only leaves you or them with a very small or very little ammount of health remaing.
by drider July 14, 2010
“That flight to Lourdes is completely rammed today with people hoping to walk again”
“Oh, those poor cripples”
“Oh, those poor cripples”
by Redbaron June 17, 2020