Crickets

When you text/call someone and they don't respond. They are giving you "crickets"

I text him last night but he gave me crickets...

by houstonsocialbutterfly July 9, 2009

Crickets

occur when you call or text someone and they never text you back.

From the cricket noise *chirp chirp* which you can only hear in a quiet room.

I tried to call that guy that I hooked up with and all I got was crickets.

by LMac311 February 25, 2009

The Cricket

The elite technique of masturbating with the inside of your knee.

Bernie: Oh shit, you hear about Shomari?
Conor: What about him?
Bernie: He got admitted to the hospital for an ACL tear.
Conor: What the fuck, how?
Bernie: He mastered the crow and attempted the cricket. Poor kids a dumbass.

by Unpalpable March 5, 2009

cricket

A gentlemans sport. Brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. Par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.

by Bigrattus June 12, 2003

cricket

cricket is a legend of a game played with a bat and a ball.

Only gentlemen can play cricket

by Gareth Ronan August 29, 2006

Cricketing

The simple act of slipping into bed and rubbing your legs together to enjoy the comfy, coziness.

"How'd you sleep last night?"
"Great. I was cold, I started cricketing as soon as I got under the covers."

by Words4Birds April 14, 2019

cricket

A thing that makes noise when your jokes aren't funny. Somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the damn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. He makes you cry.

Bad comedian: So the monkey says to me "how are you?" haha

*Silence*

Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket*

Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'(

by Baxton September 21, 2005