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saber-toothed crotch cricket by Charles July 19, 2003
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Sniff Cricket
A game to be played by lads on a night out where they attempt to sniff parts of the female anatomy without being rumbled.
1 run is awarded for sniffing a girls hair.
2 runs are awarded for sniffing a girls ass.
4 runs are awarded for chewing a girls hair.
6 runs are awarded for touching a girls asscrack with your nose and sniffing.
You are declared out if you get rumbled e.g slapped in the face.
LAD with the most runs at the end of the night wins the sniff cricket trophy.
1 run is awarded for sniffing a girls hair.
2 runs are awarded for sniffing a girls ass.
4 runs are awarded for chewing a girls hair.
6 runs are awarded for touching a girls asscrack with your nose and sniffing.
You are declared out if you get rumbled e.g slapped in the face.
LAD with the most runs at the end of the night wins the sniff cricket trophy.
Benedict: (entering nightclub/bar) Right lads lets start a game of sniff cricket.
Warren: Woaaa did you see Geoffrey go straight for the six.
Geoffrey: I'll be back in a minute boys I need to be sick that ass stank!
Warren: Woaaa did you see Geoffrey go straight for the six.
Geoffrey: I'll be back in a minute boys I need to be sick that ass stank!
Sniff Cricket by McFisterson December 3, 2011
Sri Lankan cricket team
Something that used to be good, but due to a combination of shoddy planning, dumb bad luck and inability to replicate previous successes, has become a piss-poor shadow of itself.
"Hey, whatever happened to (some guy)? He was top of his class and now he's homeless."
"Yeah, he's a classic Sri Lankan cricket team."
"Yeah, he's a classic Sri Lankan cricket team."
Sri Lankan cricket team by Not Daniel Alexander January 12, 2021
space cricket
space cricket by bubbles, poison November 26, 2006
Silver cricket
I just finished my shift at the Ford plant, I’m looking forward to seeing Maude my favorite silver cricket at the club. The sound her legs make when she rubs them together sounds just like a cricket.
Silver cricket by kadongo March 4, 2018