cremains

the cremated remains of a human corpse

Her cremains were lost in the war.

by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2008

cretinesque

someone exhibiting questionable mental ability. displaying evidence of little thought or research in ones' thoughts or actions. operating more by 'feel' as opposed to carefully planned and/or 'thought out' actions.

behavior in 'society' triggering doubt re: the normal formation and/or usage of ones' brain. -exposition of evidence of probable mental deficiency

michael foolsley had shown cretinesque tendencies when he started the food fight at lord and lady fauntleroy's dinner party!!

doug vomited all over james suede jacket, exhibiting supreme cretinesque tendancies!!

alcohol 'greased the skids' for bubba's cretinesque behavior!!

by michael foolsley February 20, 2011

Cremaina

Absolute goddess. If you meet a cremaina, she has beautiful writing, the voice of a siren and is gorgeous af. The sweetest baby you’ll ever meet, don’t ever hurt a cremaina.

“Awww isn’t cremaina the best?”

by Exploded eggs October 22, 2020

Creepiness_Rule

A basic algorithm to determine whether or not someone is too old or too young to court, date, marry, etc, etc... ( without being creepy ^^ )

The equation is :

Your Age divided by 2 + 7 = minimum age

Your Age minus 7 , then multiplied by 2 = max age

"Creepiness_Rule"

John Doe is 30 years old...

30 / 2 + 7 = 22 (min. age)

30 - 7 * 2 = 46 ( max. age)

by Winston Monroe May 17, 2010

Creanies

An obsessive disorder in which an individual compulsively reads and recites journalistic material in order to make others believe they are smarter than they are.

I'm off for supervision, better brush up on my Creanies

by Dazzler ov the North West September 25, 2010

chemainus

a nasty dirty little town with nasty dirty paintings
originally created as a homless shelter but grew rappidly into what it is today. Chemainus is home of teams that always place last. the youth of this town are lost and misguided finding help from crack and other such hard drugs.

Q)why is there so many bums here?
A) were playing chemainus
Q) is that guy on crack?
A) yes. hes from chemainus

by cfmw June 3, 2011

Creepiness

Ryan Riddle.

Everyone knows about Ryan Riddle's creepiness.

by ITheAnonymous November 26, 2010