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Creamsicle 

a rare phenomenon while procreating in the great snowy outdoors; a guy pulls out of the vazhin/ass expecting his seed juice to excrete, but ends up freezing into a deadly spike before fully expelled out of said orifice. usually occurs in temperatures below zero, and is a very painful experience for the person with the creamsicle attached to the orifice. it cannot be pulled out without fissuring the sphincter/ vazhin, so the only way to get it out is by sitting close to a source of heat until creamsicle melts back into dude seed-juice.
audra bled to death after i pulled the creamsicle out of her penis gobbling asshole... serves her right, the whore...
Creamsicle by madre mamon December 23, 2007

Creamsicle 

A man who is receiving oral sex (a blowie), upon jizzing, throws up upon the girl's head at the same time. The mixture represents the mixture of a creamsicle.
Dude, so I was gettin' blown and as I came on her face I puked on her too... Looked like a creamsicle!
Creamsicle by Pod425 February 16, 2010

Creamsicle 

When you jizz in a condom enough times to fill it and freeze it and let her suck on it while you watch and jerk
“Dude I made my girl a creamsicle yesterday and she ate the whole thing!”
Creamsicle by Mexitex June 4, 2019

Creamsicle 

Hey, see that gay guy over there? He is such a Creamsicle!!
Creamsicle by Notacreamsicle October 2, 2022

Creamsicle 

You both cum and you don’t pull out immediately. let the dick marinate in both fluids then sucks you clean with ice in her mouth.
Kinda in the mood for a creamsicle, I’ll give you a creamsicle (wink wink)
Creamsicle by Yeahido December 27, 2022

Creamsicle bush 

The aging bush of a chick with a fire box that has had intermittent white pubes grow in over the years.
I was a little disheartened when I hooked up with my college girlfriend at reunion to find that her red muff had changed to a creamsicle bush.
Creamsicle bush by Bookbagman March 10, 2017