An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.
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When ejaculate enters into the rectum and is stirred or whipped through the action of thrusting until the ejaculate is a cream like substance.
In the short story Victory Lap a damaged young man is unable to stop excessive use of expletives. He states "cock, cunt, slut, shit, fuck, butt creamery."
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Get the Dirty Creamery mug.Basically what all kids do at home; take plain old ice cream and mix in candy. Everyone just thinks that it's so great because it's on a cold stone. Big woop. Is it worth six dollars when you could by three gallons for that.
Six year old: Mommy, can I mix candy with ice cream?
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!
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2. A store which sells nourishment usually of a lactose consistancy; usually also of a moderate to high libid content.
2. A store which sells nourishment usually of a lactose consistancy; usually also of a moderate to high libid content.
1. You have been convicted of drinkery, eatery, and creamery. Does the suspect have any comments?
2. Hey! Lets go to the creamery to purchase and consume some lactose biproducts and afterwards go to my place for animal sex! Are you still on the phone? Hello?!
2. Hey! Lets go to the creamery to purchase and consume some lactose biproducts and afterwards go to my place for animal sex! Are you still on the phone? Hello?!
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