cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

Cutarded

Describes how the person looks cute but retarded at the same time.

That picture you sent me makes you look cutarded.

by 5gum4u August 14, 2012

CoVtarded

Person who lives in complete denial and or ignorance of the countless studies showing the countless ways SARS2 confers damage to humans, instead blaming vaccines for said damages or the potential thereof. A vaccine that covers 1 out of 29 proteins of the virus itself. Ripe with logical fallacies and motivated reasoning, especially appeal to nature and confirmation bias, with overall reading difficulties, truly CoVtarded people.

Murr thinks the vaccine will kill everyone, and that he has never had covid despite being a maskless asshole. What a CoVtarded person

by coolmindman June 28, 2023

castarded

1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.

I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.

by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005

contarded

Confused and Retarded.

omg, she is soo contarded

by CarooxCore April 9, 2007

CBREtarded

stupidity that goes above and beyond the call of duty. it's like stupid thinking outside the box, finding inventive new ways to be moronic.

ok when he shovered that strw up his nose, he wasn't just retarded he was CBREtarded

by Ashley St. Claire March 13, 2003

contarded

-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.

-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).

by vincentttttt April 16, 2008