craptopping

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap

Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.

by deadheadrik December 22, 2009

Casto

Very muscular, sexcy,attractive and so handsome, nice when u get to know him .. but at first he won’t give you the time of day. Always tuffin any situation that comes his way He’s definitely a leader not a follower!!

Have u met casto? No everyone steers clear he don’t seem to b nice to just anyone!

by Tinie420 April 22, 2018

Cranstoon

Cranstoon is a small but awesome Twitch streamer with an amazing community and a suitably entertaining personality which provides great content. He is interested in many things such as anything related to France, The Minions, Feet Pics and Men.

Cranstoon punted a child eating foot long French baguette 50ft into the air.

by ilikeduckss10 August 31, 2022

Cristofer

Cristofer is a boy that gets in love so many times. He is a very loving with all girls. If you ever find a boy named Cristofer you are a very lucky woman. Cristofer pairs with the name melanny or Britney. He is really nice.cute and has A really nice funny PERSONALITY ..

i like you cristofer,"oh really would u be my girlfriend?

by By: Emma Garcia May 11, 2018

Crasturbating

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.

Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008

craslo

A word I just made up so I could write something on urban dictionary. It's a substitution for any cuss word.

What the craslo is that dude?

by Narwhal Hunter July 5, 2012

craptop

An inferior laptop that is in poor physical condition which never seems to die, despite its unattractive appearance. This could also be a laptop that stays under the bathroom sink until you need to pass some time while pooping.

I own this laptop which is a Pentium 4 2.4gHz, but the hard drive is really slow, the video is shared ram, it doesn't have USB 2.0, and no PCMCIA slot, plus the battery is dead, all the paint has worn off where you rest your hands on the keyboard, and the screen was wobbly and sometimes would flicker. Likewise, I had a lightweight Sony craptop that had screen issues, but it was great for bringing to the can!

by dustin fields December 7, 2006