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Craptop

Dylan's Laptop
die craptop is kanker waardeloos
by spartun January 30, 2020
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craptop

n. When one takes a shit while their laptop is on their lap
I was eating the turkey meatloaf at the DLG and really needed to take a dump so I took a craptop and got some homework done.
by M-Epstein February 25, 2010
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Craptop

Any laptop in which you use while dropping a deuce.
Wheres my craptop i gotta take a shit.
by jacqeez June 29, 2009
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Craptop

damnnit, my craptop is really getting on my nerves! gotta upgrade :-)
by hallooooooo July 27, 2009
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Craptop

A MacBook ... or something that boots into Windows.
Honey ... my condolences to Steve Jobs, but your craptop MacBook still can't run RTCW from 2001!
by Der Gelb Baron October 13, 2011
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Craptop

A mobile device (typically laptop or netbook) used while poopsurfing.
I have engaged the craptop, let the poopsurfing begin!
by Futile Cause May 28, 2010
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