Craptop

The act of pooping on the keyboard of someone's laptop and then closing it.

My roommate kicked me out of the room last night so I craptopped him when he was in class.

by Madam S November 2, 2009

Craptop

Dylan's Laptop

die craptop is kanker waardeloos

by spartun January 30, 2020

Craptop

Any laptop in which you use while dropping a deuce.

Wheres my craptop i gotta take a shit.

by jacqeez June 29, 2009

Craptop

A crappy slow laptop

damnnit, my craptop is really getting on my nerves! gotta upgrade :-)

by hallooooooo July 27, 2009

Craptop

A mobile device (typically laptop or netbook) used while poopsurfing.

I have engaged the craptop, let the poopsurfing begin!

by Futile Cause May 23, 2010

Craptop

A MacBook ... or something that boots into Windows.

Honey ... my condolences to Steve Jobs, but your craptop MacBook still can't run RTCW from 2001!

by Der Gelb Baron October 13, 2011