crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating so much after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 30, 2007

Catsterbaiter

Catsterbaiter, one that assists cats in the process in the relieving of their genatalia , when a cat is in heat .

Hey cody , were you catsterbaiting the cat off again you little catsterbaiter ?

by Sh#tf*ck May 10, 2020

Crasterbation

Crasterbation is when you masturbate too much and then you have to decide about coming later as you've been spanking the monkey too frequently.

I was crasterbating this morning and had no problem getting a woody but since I crasterbate everyday of the year I understand why I wasn't able to cum. To crasterbation is to pull the pud.

by Professor PMS December 26, 2014

Crasterbation

The art of evasively jerking off in a high school computer lab.

Look at that guy in the computer lab wacking it to gay porn! He has definitely mastered the art of Crasterbation...

by Crassmaster9000 September 16, 2014

Crysterbait

Crysterbaiting is a term used for crying and masterbaiting. mostly used in a border personality disorder way

person 1: “Im so sad and so horny”
person 2: “Just crysterbait thats what I do”

by MonsterEnergyDaddyRobs January 6, 2024

crafterbaiting

(verb) (portmanteau of Crafting and Masturbating) - playing at an online game such as FFXIV and spending all of your playtime making items and leveling crafters at the expense of any interaction with any players in the game.

Blood spent the entire evening crafterbaiting and raises blacksmithing from level 20 to 43 in one night. They didn't even group with us today to do the daily runs.

by Sarielia Stormr December 31, 2024