Crappertunity

The opportunity to go potty number two (defecate). This is an important thing for the many people who are constipated. These people will often shove the ground hog back in the hole because they can't go potty unless they are in a bathroom where they feel safe and comfortable. Usually such a bathroom exists only at home when others living with this person are at work or otherwise out. As a result, these people end up with very painful constipation.

Wife: "I have very bad gas and my tummy hurts! I haven't gone to the bathroom for five days".

Husband: : "Honey, did you have a crappertunity? You have to stop passing up crappertunities and go when you get a chance. Otherwise, you may explode!"

by rb3 March 19, 2013

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Cappersnack

An extremely attractive Aussie, usually male, studying in the US. Specifically an Australian who knows how to work their attractive accent to their advantage in social situations that will most likely lead to sexual situations.

Lesile: "Morgan, where are you going out tonight?"
Morgan: "Wherever that blond Cappersnack is!"
Leslie: "Again?? You've been stalking him for the entire semester, give it a break!"
Morgan: "I simple cannot. I'd like to think I'm not a Cappersnack whore, but god damn it every time he says my name I fall in love all over again."

Frat Boy: Don't let any damn Cappersnacks in the house tonight. Every time they come we don't get any!

by lalaking January 20, 2015

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