craptrophy

numbing, needling, or falling asleep of legs from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.

I sat on the toilet and read the paper but I was unable to get up due to severe craptrophy.

by PaperPaper2 January 11, 2009

Crapinion

Someone's shitty opinion.

When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it

God, dave is such a retard. Never thinking before speaking, always throwing out a random Crapinion

by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010

crapronym

an acronym (series of letters that represents multiple words that are frequently used together) that ignores a word or uses a letter other than the first in a word, so that it may sound better. A crapronym may also use a commonly ignored word such an article.

Acronym: nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) - uses every word
Crapronym: selection of ligands by exponential enrichment (SELEX) - uses both "e" and "x" from "exponential' and ignores "enrichment"

by Pennsylvania Fatts June 23, 2009

Live Craption

A movie combining almost always mediocre to poor quality CGI characters with live action characters. A live craption movie will usually be based an older work aimed primarily at children such as Alvin and the Chipmunks or The Smurfs.

Dude, I heard they're coming out with some live craption Hong Kong Phooey movie.

by Spade Safety August 15, 2011

crapton

two shit loads and a give a shit

when you have several of an object or when you have an object to excess

"You have a crapton of ice cream"

by bath and body works December 31, 2011

Craption

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.

That craption lured me once again.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

crapigeon

Crapigeon, a portmanteau of its ingredients, a stray cat stuffed with a pigeon stuffed with a rat. Generally cooked, though not always; when cooked, a tire fire is often employed, lending a unique flavor to the meat.

Similar to Turducken (a dish consisting of a partially de-boned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken)

In a fit of depression, I hung out under the interstate bridge with guys I had not seen since high school; we huffed gold paint, and dined on fresh barrel-cooked crapigeon.

by Der Todesritter January 29, 2008