A comprehensive database providing information on features, benefits and shortcomings of a restroom facility. Usually includes such things as stall size, seat comfort, flushability, paper softness, aroma, enjoyability, and so on and so forth.
The original crapendium was invented by Adam and Eddie and is a useful guide to UNC students to this day.
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The act of removing bullshit from a text, preferably a Word document. This is usually the last step in the editing process, and the step that prevents you from failing.
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It is amazing how Ross is still living, considering how much of a hardcore crapitarian he is. The guy eats KFC double-downs for breakfast!
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Claping a person who will not defend themselves is an aggressive act our society should not condone nor ignore. If each of us wants to live in a community where we (at the very least) are tolerated for our beliefs, we need to have consequences for those who clape any person.
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"Gee Dad, why did you give me such a contrived name?"
"Now, now, Albus Severus. Your name isn't contrived, its poignant."
"Wow! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was perfect!"
"You must have missed the crapilogue."
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"Now, now, Albus Severus. Your name isn't contrived, its poignant."
"Wow! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was perfect!"
"You must have missed the crapilogue."
"Oh shit I did."
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