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crapped the bed

An engineering phrase used to describe what happens when a program or device fails to function as expected.
"Oh, man, I just ran that query and it totally crapped the bed."
by Bob Goodson November 16, 2006
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oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).
by LN July 19, 2003
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crapped the bed

When a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. When they show up, they don't have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they crap the bed.
Gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn't have an answer so he crapped the bed during the interview.

Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.
by Brian Mulvihill August 8, 2006
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cat crapped in my mouth

When you wake up with the worst taste in your mouth after a night of heavy drinking and smoking.
After we were out partying all night, I woke up and that damn cat crapped in my mouth again.
by Jeremy Gilley December 28, 2007
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Crapweed

Someone who will never amount to anything. He will always be a weed smothered in crap.
Billy just turned 30, and he is still smokin' fat spliffs on his mama's couch. Oh boy, is he a crapweed or what?
by Poop Queen January 30, 2010
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oh craperdoodle

and expected accident
oh craperdoodle, jason dident fill up the gas tank
by turbokayaker May 12, 2010
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crapped-out

The act of forcing or sneakily releasing a fart that results in the inadvertant liberation of shit into one's pants. In crap-out situations, the crapper-outer is usually fully aware of the stakes prior to farting, and takes his/her chances anyway...a complete "separation" of the fart from the shit has never actually been realized.
Get me home stat, I just crapped-out.
by thunderc October 8, 2006
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