canalogue

The catalogue the a man keeps of girls breast detail:

Size
Shape
How they sit

This is usually done sub-consciously, and is done even if the man does not think to do it.

Can be used to recall the name/face of a girl

Hey who's that girl that works at the movies with the massive cans?

Jess

Yeah thats right!

by Berserker Miller December 16, 2004

Online Hoe Catalogue

Any online dating website with a search or browse feature that will aid in finding your next sexual partner

Freeman did you check the online hoe catalogue and set up something for the weekend yet? Women love to advertise their inner hoe for free on all those sites like they are looking for love.

by JLthaKing October 28, 2017

crapalog

direct mail marketing catalog. junk mail.

All I got in the mail besides bills was a crapalog.

by Jaspers August 3, 2007

catalogue

When one has a select, handpicked list of people who they find attractive, beautiful, sexy, intriguing, et cetera. A lot of the time, it includes people way out of one's league. For instance, mine includes Louis Tomlinson, Alexander Ludwig, Logan Lerman, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, sensing a pattern here... you get the idea. Basically a list of people that make you go asdjalsdhfalksgfasl. Some people in relationships also see this as their 'Cheat List'- e.g. the list of people that they're allowed to cheat on their significant other with, or the people they're allowed to shift and the aforementioned significant other will let it slide. Good for references and daydreaming. Constantly subject to editing.

Girl 1: Who's on the first page of your catalogue?
Girl 2: Hmm, tough one. Alexander Ludwig, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, end of until further notice.

by make my day betch February 20, 2012

catalogueman

dude who comes to work with all brandnew stiff workclothes on.....looks like the catalogue man

look at them new work clothes...looks just like the catalogueman

by dirty rob March 22, 2003

Canalogue

The catalogue or database every man keeps of all the girls they knows breasts.

This is usually done sub-conciously

Can easily be recalled for future reference

Dam, look at those!! Better add that to the canalogue!

by Berserker Miller December 15, 2004

Crapalouche

An adjective used to define something as shitty, cheep, stupid, useless, etc

-this storige unit is full of crapalouche
-this is a crapalouche house
-French teacher a.k.a crapalouche teacher

by inventor of crapalouche September 21, 2014