Bike Chanderson

Ship name for the pairing of Blaine Anderson and Mike Chang on the TV series Glee.

Bike Chanderson in 03x18:

Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.

Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.

by bikechanderson March 25, 2013

cranberry week

noun
The time of the month when a woman has her menstruation and mood swings.

Origin: Swedish, Informal, "Lingon vecka", exact translation: "mountain cranberry/lingonberry week". Simplified to only "Cranberry week".

"I avoid my gf when it's her (...she is having) cranberry week."

by Vojtech Sedlak January 10, 2008

Cranberry Jones

A quarterback that wears crimson and cream who's home state is New Mexico. If your team is playing against him, he is the best player on your team.

When the Huskers were playing the Sooners, Oklahoma's quarterback thew 5 interceptions he was such a Cranberry Jones.

by CLS Husker February 8, 2010

Nelson crandella

A creature best known for its curly locks,juicy fangs,small toe like clubbed thumbs,long pokey overhanged nose that is like a baby shark and long spindley portable legs

Also known as Crandell,cranny or crabby you can find this mysterious creature doing the notorious butt slap or broom stick dancing all around the area

Look over there its Nelson crandella doing the butt slap,that butt slap turns me on,id like to put my slap in her butt

by Crabby and the crew June 17, 2016

Crease Cranker

That one douche bag on every lacrosse team that rips shot from the top of the crease right at the goalies shins or head. Probably a Junior or Senior who didn’t make varsity because he’s such a dick For some reason they usually go by a name that starts with a J like Jack, Jared, Jake or Jacob.

Goalie: Dude, Jack is such a crease cranker can you tell him to fuck off?
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna wack him in the dick with my stick later.

by DeMSWaGiN15 February 10, 2018

Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

by Old Memes December 4, 2018

cranker

A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word)

All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!

by Lil KK October 8, 2003