Crampos

Crampos are what you get when your grandparents give you way too many cookies. You begin to get this huge painful sensation on your belly and your chest. You start to get crampos after 10-20 cookies depending on how drunk you are. 10 if you are just fancy drunk, 20 if you are hallucinating drunk. If you are passed out you will never get the crampos. Crampos, though related to cramps, are a lot more painful. Grandmas and grandpas, you will never get crampos.

Jimmy: Mommy! Grandmas giving me too many cookies I'm gonna get de crampos!
Mom: Hear drink this gin.
Jimmy: (drinks and cries) Ahhhh! It's too yukky mommy!
Mom: GODAMNIT! (tears up) honey take your suicide pills.
Jimmy: (swallows and then falls) Oh mommy! It's so warm in hell.
Mom: I love you so much baby. DAMN YOU CRAMPOS!

by Wonderson April 12, 2007

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craplashes

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

by Miho3 May 18, 2005

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crapola

A name brand of breakfast cereal, "Crapola" is cranberry apple granola made in Ely, Minnesota.

"Mom, can we have Crapola for breakfast again?"

by Regular Customer July 4, 2009

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crapola

The name that is used to difine the eventuality of every Toyota Corolla ever made. The transformation from "Corolla" to "Crapola" can take up to 10 years, or sooner if the vehicle is involved in a horrific accident.

Mike payed $550 for a Toyota Crapola.

by Timmay From Sac May 2, 2005

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