Cramps

Usually referring to period cramps, they are in fact the closest thing in life that you can get to hell. One of those simple pleasures, that just graces any day. Hint the sarcasm. It will often inflict an immense amount of pain. Happy cramping!

I'm cramping so bad right now!

Are you cramping? Do you need chocolate?

I'm going to kill myself because of these awful cramps!

by Yeeteris69 June 15, 2018

cramps

What a girl experiences on her period. The cramps come from the uterus and it is sometimes like a burning feeling.

My cramps were so bad last night, I curled up in a ball and went to sleep.

by busybee711 November 23, 2010

Cramp

It's a god-awful pain when your body is saying "AW HELL NO" in a certain area.

Guy: I have a fucking huge cramp.
Guy 2: I don't care about your problems.

by Senpai Cat March 29, 2015

Cramps

Imagine somebody taped three cements blocks together then add added four bricks, then place that of your stomach and then an elephant sat on this blocks and gorillas are ripping your insides open and punching you

Period:hey I’m sorry about your cramps
Me:What
Also me: AHSHHAHSHSHDHND
Period: sike

by kucklaoof and my dad knows god June 8, 2019

Cramping

Camping on a cruise ship.

She slept under the stars while cramping on the cruise.

by Buffalonians October 22, 2019

Cramp

1. An alternative dance style.
2. A gangster term relating to being cool or having swagger often used in songs.

1. My homie and I went to the club and got our cramp on.
2. Wake up in the mornin gonna cramp my style. Crampings like a melody in my head that i cant keep out got me singin like wa wa wawawa why you trippin we aint even crampin nothin. If you like it then you shoulda cramped it our cramp is the slamma screen door sneakin out late crampin on your window.

by Cramp-Dizzle April 11, 2010

The Cramp

Slang for the Police.

Hide your shit, here comes the cramp.

by Captain Slappy August 3, 2008