Crad Stick

A piece of tissue or toilet roll that has been dampened with tap water and formed into a sausage shape. This implement is placed between the buttocks to sooth the pain of chef's arse.

"Hey, something just fell out of your pants.", "Oh yea, don't worry, it's just my crad stick."

by Jonny Rushton August 8, 2007

crad-dick

a craddock aka an evil doctor

I bet that crad-dick is rubbing my 80 dollars for five minutes all over his swamp crotch that he got from sitting on his ass all day spewing bullshit at his patients, man what a ratfucksonofabitch!

by dontyousayfucktomeyoufuckingman July 29, 2004

Cradled

To have held someone in your arms gently. (Past tense)

"We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!"

by AnonymousKlance June 27, 2018

Da Vinci's Cradle

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.

"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"

by Bobessethoe Crawielyeters April 26, 2009

rob the cradle

To have a love interest that is significantly younger than oneself in age.

antonym=rob the grave

Typically, older man and younger women, but not always.
"I want to rob the cradle, I want to trade my 40 year old wife in for two twenty year olds"
For example, further than 5 years apart in age might signal a cradle-robbing". Even more years yells it!

by kiddm May 9, 2007

K-Town Cradle

When you're banging a Koreatown tranny in the ass doggy style with her dick hanging down and both of your nut sacks are clapping together rhythmically like Newton's Cradle.

Scott heard a loud clapping sound coming from the top bunk of E40 so Jake turned the light on to see Trevor and Alexa doing the K-Town Cradle.

by TS Alexa January 27, 2021

robbing the cradle

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.

The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.

by Chris January 19, 2003