crackfire

A sharp, wet, fast farting sound. Usually made with tightened butt cheeks with the person in motion. Very similar to a car's backfire in that it's a totally unexpected and loud sound that startles.

Damn, dude! That crackfire scared the shit out of me! And it stinks, too! Better check your drawers after that one!

by Mr. Frank, Jr. April 4, 2008

crackracer

A casual videogamer who becomes addicted to playing on racing games, they start to rely on a regular fix of racing, like crack cocaine. It can often seriously affect personal and family relationships. This term originated as a term for the growing number of people becoming addicted to RR7 on the PS3.

This term can be extended to other forms of video games, such as 'crackfighter' or 'crackpuzzler', although this is frowned upon by a certain hardcore of original crackracers.

'I was playing on RR7 on the PS3 all night long, I think I have turned into a class A crackracer'

by Paul Frisby February 5, 2008

crackfart

The most putrid,& foul odor one can produce out of his/her body! Easily distinguished by the length and type of noise made during its release...
They usualy last between 10 to 30 seconds and sound sort of like a mouse on a motorcycle.( A Jap bike, not a Harley).
Caution: The silent, Hot ones are deadly!!!

Tyrone just knew his life would be great after he cleared out the entire Bank with just one "Crackfart"!!!

by mavros April 22, 2006

crackwagon

A derivative of the word bandwagon. Refers collectively to the people who use addictive MMORPG's (such as Final Fantasy XI), also refered to as crack.

Aw damn, Sam's back on the crackwagon. I thought he quit that shit.

by RoboSpy March 23, 2004

cream crackered (sex edition)

It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)

Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two

by Mew_Thing April 23, 2021

Cracktard

A mix of crackhead and retard.

"Wow, I just threw a fireball at her and she didn't move! What a cracktard!"

by Sora-chan :D May 8, 2007

crackademic

A student who gets good grades while engaging in regular recreational drug use...often used for college students who study during the weekdays and party hard on the weekend using coke/amp/Ecstasy or any type of uppers

Also can refer to someone who uses uppers such as Adderall or Speed to stay up studying

person 1: "I thought Kartik was a nerd because he's always in the library"
person 2: "nah man, i saw him at a rave on saturday rollin hardcore, he's definitely a crackademic"

person 3: "how does Ray pull all those all nighters and get such good grades?"
person 4: "dude he's such a crackademic, he pops addys to help himself focus and stay awake"

by kurthudson November 2, 2009