crackitchitus

(Crack-itch-i-tus)

A medical disorder in which the space between the two buttocks has uncontrollable itching and scratching.

Jane: Hey Bill! do you want to go to the zoo this weekend?

Bill: I can't I have a horrible case of crackitchitus.

Jane: Awwww, that's too bad

Bill: Jane, i have 24 hours to live

Jane: HAHA >:D

by NumbSkull May 1, 2010

cracktivites

An activity done by crakhead.

Look at that dude what is he doing?
Oh thats just a crackhead doing cracktivites

by Bosix123 April 23, 2019

Crackcic

Crackcic is a word describing the level of crackcicity (how much people act like crack heads) you can use it to describe someone, a place, or just the level of insanity you can feel around you.

Chan was being really crackcic today, i think hes been around Felix for too long.

by COMEEREBRO October 30, 2019

cracktitute

A crackhead who prostitutes.

I saw that cracktitute standing on the corner last night

by kimsissues June 24, 2009

Cracktivities

Pointless, inane and generally uncompleted activities performed whilst under the influence of crack/ice.

Mike looked up from his sweet puff and witnessed the 'cracktivities' of Joe and Amanda who had been indulging in too much ice and had decided to clean, sort and label in alphabetical order all of the tupperware in the kitchen cupboard who were however sidetracked by videos of squirrels on YouTube video and then ironically decided to report their adventures with a very long winded Urban Dictionary entry explaining said activities.

by ErinNina/ShiftySly April 19, 2016

cracktaculous

1. Used to describe someone who is/is acting like they are very high on stimulant drugs (usually crack); also used to describe the actions of that person.

Related to crunktunculous.

1. "Wow, he just taunted a bull by smacking its balls, then beat the bull to death after it charged him. Now he's muttering some incoherent shit about it. That sure was cracktaculous!"

2. "That spastic, jabbering individual over there is massively cracktaculous."

by bad daddy April 13, 2005

Cracktivity

Used as a measurement of number of sketchy people (usually crackheads) in a given area (city block). Used either as a average amount or as fluctuating level over time.

The cracktivity in my neighborhood is high tonight as I have seen ten crackheads on my block in the past half hour (Cracktivity of 20cph (Crackheads per hour)). The overall average cracktivity of my block is only 3cpb (Crackheads per block).

by jdboyer August 2, 2006