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Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember
“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”
by LZ22 October 17, 2019
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pressure cracks

a skateboarding term referring to the cracks generally found around the trucks/bolts caused from landing numerous times on your board mainly from a hard stomping fashion.
Steve: shit, i need a new deck i've got mad pressure cracks.

Danny: you need to stop landin bolts evert trick bro.
by SteezyMcNice November 20, 2009
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Mami’s Local Cracks

A gang of insane hispanic females, that are most definitely your local crackheads. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.
Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! Their so weird. Omg. Ew.
by autis_cyle April 30, 2020
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Mami’s Local Cracks

A gang of hispanic females that are in fact delusional and crackheads among your local town. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.
Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! damn their weird. wtf is wrong with them. omg.
by autis_cyle April 30, 2020
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Slipping Through The Cracks

Getting through a particularly difficult situation without getting caught or suffering the consequences that most others suffer.
Johnny slipped through the cracks during basic training due to how quiet and clever he was.

The police caught up everyone in the group except Gary because he is damn good at slipping through the cracks.
by BravoSierra June 1, 2011
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two cracks in my ass

An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."
Dude, that shit was so funny, it gave me two cracks in my ass.
by Sal The Man June 2, 2008
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see ya when your bum cracks

An expression of farewell. Usually said at the end of work
Paul: "It's time to go home"
Mark: " Yep i'm done. See ya when your bum cracks!!"
by Mainty O'Freddy September 9, 2008
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