Ass Cracker

One who engages in anal sex.

That wanker is an ass cracker.

by Michael Caranguejo September 18, 2003

Cracker actin ass

Someone who acts rude and is disrespectful. Just like racist white people, they acted rude and disrespectful to black people.

He needs to go somewhere with his cracker actin ass self!

by Dbenji11 June 10, 2015

ass cracker

a cracker that is inserted neatly between ones ass cheeks.

(think the bird in Aladin, the type of crackers that are always being inserted into his mouth by the sultan....now think of those sticking out between ones butt cheeks)

Hey man wanna an ass cracker? With a lil butt cheese they are better than ritz crackers!!

by Madam Buttcheese May 05, 2007

Ass Cracker

A term used to describe a man with a large enough penis, to brake the anus of the woman or man he is having anal intercourse with.

"Damn, his's cock is so big, he is definatly an ass cracker!"

by Ereh November 28, 2003

Ass Crackers

When someone threatens to "serve you some Ass Crackers"

The best definition in in the example

They some in three flavors

Jackass crackers, dumb ass crackers, or smart ass crackers

Derek- " Would you like some Ass Crackers? "

Joe- " What are those?"

Derek- " It's when I take your ass, and serve it on some crackers "

by Sam Kovacs October 07, 2009

ass cracker

(1)- a loud fart that comes out of no were,normaly 4 to 3 seconeds long.

(2)- a insult to some one , to white ppl often.

(3)- i fire cracker actually sounding like a fart. not like a f c

after the fart- holly fucking ass cracker

dude you such a ass cracker , get out of hear..

haha nice as cracker , sounded funny , lets do it again..

by gabeeee July 29, 2008

Ass Cracker

When someone sniffs cocaine and then quickly blows the excess into their partners butthole. It causes a rush of adrenaline and is just flat out hot.

Brooooo!! My girl did the ass cracker on my last night. It was hot asf

by Deenthepeen October 03, 2017