crackfoolishness

Things people do that may make others believe they are on crack or other drug(s) which would explain such stupidity.

Dude, my sister just got back with her boyfriend again after that fool stole her money, crashed her car, and screwed around on her. Response: Damn dude, that's some crackfoolishness.

by Vicor Hernandez April 14, 2008

furry checkbook

The act of using sex to pay for a good or service.

Amber couldn't pay Greg for her valtrex, so she used her furry checkbook.

by furrycheckbookers October 15, 2006

CrapBook

a crapbook is a fucking piece of shit school chromebook that is fucking RIDDLED with unnecessary malware and spying tools.

guy 1: my chromebook is so slow.
guy 2: is it a school crapbook?
guy 1: whats a crapbook?
guy 2: its a crappy chromebook.
guy 1: oh. yea its a school crapbook.
guy 2: probably got tons of fucking malware on it.

by User139575 January 11, 2021

The Crackrooms

This is where you end up if you overdose on pure cocaine in The Backrooms. Still like the normal Backrooms, except you're high the entire fucking time. Snoop Dogg can also be found on any Level as a side-effect of the overdosing of pure cocaine. He will attempt to steal your remaining pure cocaine, so you better fucking run.

I feel high as hell... I think I made it to The Crackrooms- Wait... is that Snoop Dogg?

by Bob II June 26, 2022

crackBack

lower back problems due to injestion of crack cocaine, peruvian marching powder, bolivian addicto inflicto or any other form of cocaine.

Although Dano fell off a ladder putting up house decorations and was using enormous amounts of cocaine; he blamed his bad back on carrying a few books into a customers house telling everybody, "It couldn't be crackBack!"

by Dan Heien November 24, 2007

cuckbook

A derogatory term for a MacBook, created by contracting "cuck" with "MacBook" and dropping "Mac."

Nice cuckbook man! I'll see your wife later.

by texans_are_gay November 6, 2017

crackback

Coca Cola's response to Pepsi Throwback. They're going back to their roots by putting cocaine in their Coca Cola.

Damn, this Coca Cola Crackback is good!

by Senior Caesar April 6, 2010