3 definitions by texans_are_gay

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A derogatory term for a MacBook, created by contracting "cuck" with "MacBook" and dropping "Mac."
Nice cuckbook man! I'll see your wife later.
by texans_are_gay November 04, 2017
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When a self-driving car kills you.
Check for driving cars before you cross the stre -- OMG!!! Joey! Joey just got ubered!!!
by texans_are_gay March 27, 2018
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When a self-driving car kills you.
Dude, Dave got ubered at the corner of University and Rural last night. The funeral is next week.
by texans_are_gay March 27, 2018
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