shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021

crack the shits

to get pissed off or really angry. Origin unknown...

He cracked the shits with her because she dropped a brick on his foot

by dancer01 April 4, 2005

Crackshit

A slacker, someone who is so stoned they can't, sometimes someone on crack, just an insult.

Person 1: hey look at that guy, he hasn't been in school all year.

Person 2: Ikr
Person 1: I think he's on crack.

Person 2: yup, he's a crackshit alright

by Kezi December 13, 2014