Black cracka

A black man who eats tons of hamburgers a per day and is super obese like a typical white American. A typical job of a black cracka is moderating discord because of his weight.

Mike is a black cracka. He sits on his laptop and moderates discord while eating hamburgers.

by Saitama 777 February 28, 2022

black cracka

A girl with latina heritage born from mostly white parents who becomes really dark skinned during the summer, making her seem almost black.

Natalie spent the weekend at the beach and now she's starting to look like a black cracka.

by txstingray June 24, 2011

Crockblock

Given the option, when your significant other prefers a family member's company to spending time with you (typically holiday or other family time).

The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.

NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either

(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.

P1: " You're free tonight? I thought you flew down with Francis?!"
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."

by enzo@estoy June 25, 2012