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Cayetano

A spoiled, right-winger kid, typically from a well off family. The kind of child that thinks they have a political opinion but are just parroting their parents' conservative views. They usually have puffy hair and dress bussiness casual on a daily basis.
Stop trying to explain entepreneurism to me, kid. You are an unbearable Cayetano.
by Coffee Robot February 4, 2020
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lazy's comet

When a person is too lazy to brush the snow off their car. The result is a trail of snow flying off the back when they drive. Comparing to "Haley's Comet" which a trail of dust and rocks follow it.
Ben: The guy driving in front of me only brushed the snow off his windows and a small section of his windshield. He was a total lazy's comet flying down the highway.
by colts>saints February 21, 2010
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Colette

An amazing person who knows how to always lighten the mood. She can turn any dull mood into absolute craziness (in a good way). She is an amazing friend that will always your back. She's the type of person that you can call at 3 in the morning and she will gladly beat the shit out of whoever made you upset. She can party hard and always knows how to have a good time. She is beyond chill. She is gorgeous in every way.
"Wow, she looks like she is someone who is really chill."
"She must be a Colette."
by 5646816847 March 22, 2009
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Rectal Coyote

Noun. A person who conceals contraband in his/her/their/y'all people's anal cavity.

Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Ex. 1

C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!

Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.

C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?

Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!

Ex. 2

Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.

Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!

DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.

DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!

Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
by ZXY&ABC October 28, 2022
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Coyote Repugly

The most horrible experience ever. Waking up after being extremely inebriated next to a Republican (as evidenced by the giant posters in his room for Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, FoxNews, and the college abstinance-only club), who in your intoxicated state, you thought was attractive.
He'd seemed cute the night before, but when I woke up face-to-face with the Glen Beck poster, I realized he was Coyote Repugly.
by Jacob44444 May 31, 2010
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Comet

Comet. kom-it Noun.
1. A person that passes through your life repeatedly who is intense and awesome, and when gone you are still in contact with that person in some way but they are not a continuous partner.

I have found there is a hole in the poly lexicon. The term "play partner" doesn't fit non-casual partners. Play sounds trite. Some of these relationships can span years and even decades. Some are very deep, with a combination of intimacy, friendship, admiration, and shared history. Poly circles use the term "play and pause" which also doesn't fit many of my "comets" as I don't pause. Many I stay in touch with daily or weekly.

Some comets come by every 18 months when the schedules line up or, to continue the metaphor, when the stars align. I have even heard some use the term partner-partner. As in, "they are a partner but not like a partner-partner." This is an example of that awkward lack of a term for someone who is somewhere between fully in your life at all times and a casual play play partner, that you like, but don’t have an ongoing connection with.
Ana is excited to have her comet Fredrico visit because they have hot sex and a deep connection. This is despite him living in Granada Spain and focusing on his poetry, while Ana lives in Seattle with her primary.
by Peculiar Musings June 7, 2016
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Colette

Super clever and knows what's going down always has her friends and family's back and is definitely a ride or die chick, falls deep for her man and is always the life of the party, but be warned don't fuck with her cause she will get you back.
That Colette super clever and cool sexy as hell
by Jason's wifey July 12, 2015
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