Composting Flumpter

Person who falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor

John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.

by Chimikin October 5, 2022

Composting Flumpter

Person that falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor.

John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.

by Chimikin October 5, 2022

Composting

(Verb) a douchier form of "flexing". More easily accomplished by tools, d-bags or while wearing a wife beater. Occasionally associated with car-culture. Sometimes accompanied by retardation and Rod-in-ass syndrome.

ex) "The composting guy at the car-show embodied a near coma-brain tumor level of intelligence talking about his cars V-TEC "very tall engine cooling system". Fucking composting oh yeah, it's not about how you composting by your car, I'm a post, compost my own dick in ass.

by iAmSeagull October 2, 2023

Conposting

A goalpost‑moving and proofposting tactic focused on proving that the target is a “con artist.” The perpetrator demands financial disclosures, tax records, or impossible accounts of where every dollar goes, then declares that any lack of transparency (or any transparency that shows income) as proof of fraud. Conposting sets a trap: if the target is unpaid, they are accused of “working for exposure”; if they charge anything, they are accused of profiteering. The real goal is to exhaust and discredit.

Example: “She published her budget; he demanded receipts for every expense. When she provided them, he said ‘look how much she made.’ Conposting: moving the goalposts from ‘show us’ to ‘you’re making money.’”

by Abzugal April 1, 2026

Emotional Composting

Stuffing all your emotions down so you don't have to deal with their consequences to the point where they decompose and sew the seeds of healing.

After stuffing all my emotions for twenty years, now I can use emotional composting to learn how to deal with them better

by Spooky_1313 January 5, 2025

composing

something producers use as their excuse to shit on great sample-based producers...producers such as ghet ghet (aka ghetalion - see *ghetalion* for further reference)have spent way too much time trying to stress a point which they think it actually make them ill...when it takes alot of more time and effort to prove that based on the fact that you dont actually need hot melodies to comsider yourself a composer

ghetalion, neptunes, out of key

by Ghetalion July 16, 2004

Coalposting

Engaging in sub-human or inhumane acts.

Did you just eat that guy? That's coalposting!

by TheKatchinPirate June 19, 2023