cougar class

When a cougar picks up and has sex with a young and inexperienced male who learns a lot from the the encounter

"Where did Dave go?" "Cougar class"

I went to cougar class last night!

by Niles Wilde July 30, 2010

cougarphile

Young man who is obessesed or has a mental condition relating to his sexual attraction to women who are 35+.

Joe knew he was a cougarphile after meeting the female members of the PTO.

by Grant Tucker April 3, 2008

cougaraptor

incredibly voracious cougar who will track her prey for months before finally wearing him down in order to drain his nutsacks

watch out Babs is on the prowl, she'll have her talons in your plums yet my lad, she's a real cougaraptor

by Flatus Maximus May 20, 2010

luca cosaratto

the most macho man of all time
all men strive to be like luca cosaratto

his presence shocks men and women of all backgrounds and ages

“oh my god is that luca cosaratto?”

“my girlfriend left me for some guy”
“really, what was his name?”
“luca cosaratto”

by s0urpierogy March 31, 2022

Awesome Cougars

A picture of a bunch of beautiful women, a few of them kissing sensually. Look for it on Google Images.

I love when people post Awesome Cougars, it makes my day a lot brighter.

by Zorque October 16, 2008

Spice Cougars

A reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are Cougars!

Those aren't the Spice Girls, they're too old to be girls and should be called the Spice Cougars!

by Eddy December 31, 2007

Straight Cougar

he is the epitome of all male-dom. he radiates confidence in everything he does, whether it's ordering a drink, reading a children's book, driving a badass set of wheels, or dealing with women. he's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back -and incredibly hawt.

this badass carves his own path. he wears, drives, drinks, watches, listens, loves, and lives whatever the hell way he chooses. things are done his way when he chooses, where he chooses -uninfluenced by fads or the mullet man. his badass style is understated but instantly recognizable. like his uber cool pink batmobile or his pwnsome pair of sunglasses.

Straight Cougar is the definition of badass compressed into a single person.

by crispinfreemanfangirl August 28, 2008