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Country Blumpkin 

Getting a blowjob in an outhouse or porta-potty.
At the outdoor concert Ivanka gave me a Country Blumpkin
Country Blumpkin by Dagwood55 March 7, 2019

Country Blumpkin 

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse
I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

Country Blumpkin 

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.
My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.
Country Blumpkin by DHalla November 29, 2010

Country Blumpkin 

When you are taking a shit in an outhouse while a chick is giving you head. See blumpkin
"Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"
Country Blumpkin by Alamo Dudes March 11, 2009

Country Blumpkin 

To do a blumpkin but the girl is wearing a cowboy hat.
1) Ally, wear this hat so we can do a country blumpkin

Country Blumpkin 

The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.
George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.