cunterson

tit shit
cunt
cunty mcCunt cunt

your such a cunterson

by JESPECRAE May 14, 2008

counterpwn

When someone tries to pwn you and you return it with a much more pwnage comment.

Guy 1: Dude you've been going out with that chick for like 3 months now and still haven't banged her

Guy 2: When was the last time you made it anywhere with a girl? Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot. Never.

Guy 3: Counterpwnd!

by Pwnbags Johansonn November 7, 2007

Counterloaf

1) The random loaf of bread which is supposedly sitting on the kitchen counter according to your parent(s) but is, in fact, not.

2) The opposite of a loaf of bread- made of Anti-bread-matter. Non-existent loaf of bread.

3) Any position a cat may assume that is not in the shape of a loaf of bread or boxcar.

Daughter: "Mother, where's the bread?"
Mother: "There should be a loaf on the counter."
Daughter: "I see no Counterloaf."
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Brother: "Look at the kitten, he's counterloafing. It's like he tried to loaf, but fell over."

by Kinomora December 30, 2011

cunterinie

cunterinie is a person who has a very specific type of chaotic vibe and personality to them e.g girls called rose typically have this tendency.

“merry christmas cunterinies”
“how are you doing cunterinie“

by rosesarahLd February 20, 2020

Countrian

A kid who is crazy red neck who’s a super alcoholic that’s addicted to hunting and probably makes out with his guns and “more” and has a mullet and frenches his dog

That kid got frisky with his guns he such a countrian

by Jace’s a countrian February 3, 2021

Alaskan Countertop

When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.

Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!

by theminkinator January 29, 2014

counterpunch

Counterpunch; a term used for someone who is submissive in starting something whether it be physically, verbally or anything else; meaning it usually takes someone/something else to start something up; shy, quiet being, or animal.

"Why doesn't James ever talk? We always have to bring up the conversations, he's such a counterpunch".

"Look at James, being a counterpunch, someone push him in the pool already, we've been here for an hour!"

by Mikayla555 November 29, 2009