Cottonize

To spend vasts amount of money in a short timeframe with little or nothing to show for it.

Other forms: Cottonization

So check this out, this guy I know came into like $10K and completely Cottonized it in like 2 weeks. Dude had nothing to so for it.

by Jax26 March 10, 2010

Kyle Herblin Cottone

A cute little scrawny white big blue eyed boy with a brown afro and grizzly beard. He likes to make weird noises and is a fan of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and once was in love with a girl named Kim. But now he's too lame to even visit her at school = In other words... an asshole.

That guy is a real Kyle Herblin Cottone

by succubusssssss February 19, 2009

Alabama Cottonfield

When there is no portajohn on a construction site and a large number of people go in the woods and defecate. The used toilet paper left on the ground is referred to as an "Alabama Cottonfield".

The mexicans left an alabama cottonfield on that bricklaying job. I guess we should rent a Mexican Space Shuttle so they don't crap everywhere. Who is gonna pick up all this toilet paper?

by HydroShok September 4, 2008

contonder

A portmanteau between contemplating and pondering, contonder essentially means to rationalize rationalizing and come up with an excuse to have an excuse.

Kev is such a millennial. He acts so self-important but lacks initiative to gain what he feels he is owed. Look at him. Right now he acts like he's above going to a party he claims is full of lames but he's contondering a reason to go.

Dude is literally trying to psyche himself up to even considering it.

Kev says it is his duty as a higher standard to society to entertain the thought of attempting to elevate his peers to his level by his mere presence alone. So, he deciding to go to do just that.

by IMakeWomenSayYes September 6, 2019

cottonhead

A very old person with all white or gray hair. Mostly used in a derogatory fashion.

Nah, I don't want to go to eat at Norms; its filled with cottonheads.

by V.D.K. December 30, 2008

cottonheaded-ninnymuggins

Reference to the movie "Elf"

meaning; annoyance, party pooper

A silly way to tell someone they are being petty, or of slight annoyance

In the ways of the elf, an impolite, rude, insulting term to describe someone rebellious, or with bad behavior

Please?!?
No.
Aw, C'mon don't be such a cottonheaded-ninnymuggins!

by czecsnut January 21, 2019

cottonhead

when your head feels numb and fuzzy inside while being high as fuck. you dont even realize what the fuck is going on around you cause your head feels like your brain has been plugged off. what you hear might not be what they really said.

prone to act like a dumb ass. but who cares... :-)

Rick- "yo i got the munchies, im going to 7 11, ya want anything?"

John- "word. i want Munchies chips and get me a Natty beer."

Natty- "what? huh?...i never fucked John...who you fuckin??"

...cottonhead

by phatnatnigga February 6, 2010